Art thou afeared?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Nov 15, 2014.

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  2. Non! C'est Monsieur Perdu En France.
     
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  3. I've decided to use the phrase "Yea, and perhaps" as often as I can next week. I may also wear hose :thumbsup:

    Right, to bed...
    O sleep! O gentle sleep!
    Nature’s soft nurse, how have I frighted thee,
    That thou no more wilt weigh my eyelids down
    And steep my senses in forgetfulness?
     
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  4. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    I'm thinking of using the phrase "a pox on it!" as a substitute for those time when I'd normally use an expletive, e.g. at the bank,
    Bank worker: I m sorry sir but you're overdrawn so no more funds for you, plus we're repossessing your home and car.....
    Me: A pox on't! (Exits stage left, pursued by bear)
     
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  5. I'd just call the cashier a "huge bombard of sack".....
     
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  6. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Download the latest banging choones for your iLute:

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  7. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    iLute! Love it.

    And you can never have too many hey nonny nonnys can you?
     
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  8. There are quite a few lute numbers that bangeth on ThouTube :thumbsup:
     
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  9. For sooth, I beg to differ....having partaken of a goodly number of hey nonny nonnies, at a ale house of ill-repute, my Doublet was verily festooned, as a famished draw horse decorates its quarters with gobbets of oat meal
     
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  10. Moons

    Moons Supporter



    Oh god, it's not terrible ish kind of....
     
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  11. Fetch me my Spandex hose!
     
  12. I've often used the phrase "Moon-calf! Speak once in thy life!" when customer services put me on hold :mad:
     
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  13. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Forsooth, I hath this very morn downloaded some phat galliards! As Pete Tong says, The weekend beginneth here!
     
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  14. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Alas and alack! Art thou on drugs my liege?
     
    Last edited: Nov 17, 2014
  15. King of the Bangeth, Richie.
     
  16. im art ...:hattip:
     
  17. Thou art art?
     
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  18. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    Forsooth lusty knaves!
    A pox on ye if this thread doth unravel and drop to early to the ground.
    With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come! :)
    Ps @Jack Tatty your exit stage left pursued by bear has made me laugh every time I read it :)
     
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  19. Made me laugh out loud, and I was sitting in Asda's car park. I've decided to sign off every email I send with that very phrase...:)
     

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