Are you a scruncher or folder?

When you come to wipe your bottom do you scrunch the paper or fold it?

Im a folder myself

 

I love these random threads.
Scruncher.

 

What about the asian option, of fingers and drip dry?

 

I'm not quite sure, I'll ask the valet and let you know...

 

It's a bit early for a Para random thread .....
Usually know it's time for bed when these start

 

2 sheets folded in half! quality thread dude! next one... do you check for clean sheets??

B

 

Scruncher. My wife accuses me of being a ten year old for doing so.

 

What a brilliant thread!

Scruncher!

 

scrunch, wipe, check, rearange the scrunch to fresh area, wipe, check again, dispose and flush, sniff fingers and check for staining, rinse, check pan, see floater, smile and leave. .

The jobs not done till the paper works complete

 

Folder my self

 

folder

 

Scruncher all the way!

 

More of a scruncher tbh I think...

 

Folder

 

Karcher pressure washer for me, for that feeling of all-day freshness...

 

Bidet, nice and shiny clean

 

Neat folder myself...bit ocd!

 

Scruncher ,no time for folding....I don`t like the feeling in the warm weather when you have a combination of a sweaty bum and half the paper still stuck up your bum...

Hovering is preferred in public toilets...