Anyone fancy a nice horse burger?

Last one for now....



Good thing about these horse puns is it's stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes.

 

Had a Tesco burger the other day don't know what was in it but it gave me the Trots! but its ok now I'm in a stable condition now.

Burger with a hint off Red Rum, Yum Yum.

 

I may have accidentally had one for lunch - I just found a bit between my teeth.

 

At least we won't get BSE any more.

 

the one i had was def a bareback it had a funny smell

 

Favourite so far, thanks Ricky! on here earlier then all the way to Thailand and back again via FB. )


To beef or not to beef..


That is Equestrian.

 

I wonder if they have been getting away with this furlong?

 

50% off tesco hamburgers!

Sounds good till you notice its an anagram of

Scoff 50% horse meat grub!

 

I selected some burgers on the Tesco website...

I then clicked on "add to cart"

 

I was in the Tesco Cafe ordering my food & the waitress asked if I wanted anything on my burger.

So I had a fiver each way...

 

Tescos have now said that they will be accepting HMV vouchers.

In case they do not scan correctly at the till please enter Horse Meat Voucher in the description.

 

It is OK now the panic is over. Tesco are getting a new batch delivered at 10/1

 

We have been eating them for years... :-*

 

kebab houses around the country have said they could take them off their hands. tesco have said they may keep them and call them the stallion whopper.

 

A cow walked into a bar, the Barman asked the cow "why the long face?" The cow replied "bloody illegal ingredients, coming over here taking our jobs!"

 

I have a unbridled passion for burgers now.... >

 

I know out must have been the burger that made me I'll, it didn't stay down furlong.