Drive halfway down their street with 2 oil seals on the oil cooler (didn't notice the old one was still attached to the engine block:s) on a wet day, then clear out the local Co-Op of Fairy Liquid to aid the clear up. Joy! BTW Sandybay that was my epic.
Definitely not on a T4. 75psi of black oily raspberry blowing over the zorst. :s Costing me more in fairy than the fuel economy you were on about buddy
Why didn't you use some sea birds...gannets and the like seem to mop up oil like you wouldn't believe and whenever there is an oil spill they are first to be leaping about in it. More cost effective than Charmin etc.