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P.M.T.​

Professional Man Training​

Does your man need to be repeatedly asked before carrying out a request?
Does he leave the top of the toothpaste off, spray the bathroom mirror with toothpaste when brushing his teeth and leave the loo seat up?
Is he always either under your feet or never there when you want him?

Then you need P.M.T.!​

With P.M.T you can train your man to understand the 'Rules of the House'.
After just a few courses of P.M.T he will never forget a birthday or anniversary again.
With more intensive training you will develop your mans intuition. With practice you can get him to a level where he will intuitively know what you want before you do!
You may even get him to the penultimate level! Able to go out, by himself, with the boys and return sober and pleased to be home with you. Instead of completely Marmitefaced, smelling of drink, vomit and the kebab he ate before he vomited.

Where can you go wrong?

If you too would like to know the secrets of a happy marriage then contact me. If this course worked for me it can work for you too!

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Improvement guaranteed within 12 months or your money back along with a free introduction to an effective Divorce Solicitor.

 

errm what if your not married miss

 

Definition of 'marriage' within the terms of P.M.T. is any union of male and female, to include in particular cohabiting couples whether recognised by church, law or not. Also to include family relationships i.e mother son, sister brother, daughter father etc.
On this occasion I have answered your question but please be advised that any further questions should be routed in a hierarchical manner up via the lady of the house.

 

shes gone round er mates for a coffee thou

 

Well what are you waiting for? Get the hoover out and get on with it! I can see Mrs Rubble needs a bit of help.

 

your jo king i do the hoovering the washing the cooking the cleaning the driving anyway

 

You're obviously a good 'un. I hope Mrs Rubble appreciates you.

 

i sit when im told too , i can be bad too