My Geordie mate bought a Croissant, chips and gravy on the ferry over to France basically by pointing at stuff and grunting a lot. On cutting into the croissant he said "there's nay meat in this pasty!!!!" Proper Auf weidersein -pet moment! It was a long time ago but still makes me chuckle! Same holiday we were in a bar in Austria and wed been on the road for about 5 days, one of the lads who was from Peterborough asked me to ask another member of the group (who'd joined up with us en-route.) what he wanted to drink. I said ask him yourself. He replied that he couldn't speak German! Bemused I told him the other guy was from Workington, he still looked blank, Cumbria I said, still a blank face, its in England!!! Oh, he said. You think people who moved to England would learn English. I gave up and complied!
Ahahaha never seen or heard this before It sounds more like some weird Irish / Scandinavian version of Geordie
