advice please

I think some are, others maybe not.

 

Oh its so difficult to know these days

 

You could sort out the rusty wheel arches and take your mind off the other problems.

 

Der so she wasn't having an affair, how about the rust?

 

So his wife has a rusty arch and another man has been driving his van?
That's a terrible thing to happen.

 

I missed out a why

 

No you've got it all wrong, he was having the affair with the bloke, who drove a car with rusty arches, which his wife is going to repair

 

This story is flawed, he said that the wife was dropped off after work so I'm presuming it was dark, how then if he crouched down behind the car did he notice the rust?

 

I found some rust on my van yesterday. Does that mean the wifes havin a fling? Its all in code these days. Anyway im off to tend to my pampus grass.

 

Sounds like every thing is going pear . Fellas and filler .

 

Set fire to it that's the best way to deal with it . Pampus that is !.

 

damn i wish my van wasn't galvanised.

 

If you spend all your time under your van, she will have a fling.

 

I think some folk did some speed reading ..

LOL...

 

When we moved in here two years ago we had a massive Pampus grass right in full view in the front My missus told me to get rid next day

 

I would have thought a thick coating of vactan on the wife's offending parts should help stop the problem re-occuring.......not sure how to treat the rust though!

 

Don't you just miss all that lovely rust?

 

i didn't have any i got my van from california. - you're missing the point.

 

Blimey...I've re-read it all now ....I get it now.....was a tad bladdered at the time of posting