A penguin was having trouble with his camper. So he calls into his local garage. The garage owner says “im a bit busy to look at it straight away but leave it with me, pop back in half an hour” so the penguin wanders off to McDonalds and buys a Fillet-o-fish meal, and as you can imagine, only having short little arms he gets himself in a bit of a mess. he waddles back to the garage and the owner says “it looks like you’ve blown a seal” “Oh no” says the penguin “that’s just milkshake”
The penguins wife takes her blouse to the cleaners and said she would like it back by the weekend , the dry cleaner didn't hear her so said " Come again" No said Mrs penguin, my husband's McDonald's milkshake this time
