2024 Paris Limpics

This is, I believe, the first year ever where not only do I have no clue of who is going as part of Team GB, but I have no idea who the favourites are from any other nation either.

Anyone else feel like that?

Any clues which limpions will have us cheering this year?

 

I’m more interested in whether they finish Notre Dame.

 

Same here - not a clue who's running, cycling etc - only just aware that there are games this year,

 

Will they have an Egg and Spoon race?

 

Bring those 1970s running shorts back for entertainment

 

Looking forwards to the next new ‘Olympic sport’ that they make up…

 

New sports this year include: Breaking, sport climbing, skateboarding, surfing.
All sound pretty exciting to me

We recently watched the documentary "The Wall: Climb for Gold" and the speed that they can climb was just phenomenal.

 

Blindfolded one hand dustbin lid juggling.

 

Don't know who's on any team and care even less.

 

I hear the Parisian bedbug team are world beaters

The French, as ever, will win Gold in the Formation Urination.

 

And Gold in Surrendering.
And Gold in Taunting.

 

I forget the 100m Waving My Private Parts and Farting in Your General Direction. In with a chance, I reckon.

Their relay Shrugging and Saying "Pfft" team deffo heading for Gold.

 

Speaking in funny accent Gold Medal.

 

A big terrorism threat,
lots of Paris will be closed of for the opening ceremony on the Seine..