Today we took the brats to Blackgang Chine ! We were in the hall of mirrors, the Mrs said "look how fat I look ha ha". All I said was "thats a normal mirror" OOOOppps
Once at a car boot sale I asked an ex driver of mine what happened to the fat ugly girl he dated when he worked for me. She, appeared as if by magic at his side and he said ‘ we got married’ if ever I could have disappeared up my own bottom, that moment was it.
I was with @Suss at volksworld and he said they had those mirrors from the fairground that make you look fat in the toilets, I didn't have the heart to tell him
Correct reply is "Not at all darling! Would you like some more chocolate. ' Racks up brownie points that.