Fly... Wouldn't have to worry about van breaking down (not that it ever has) or having to use pesky public transport
The ability to turn rust into gleaming newly painted metal with a glance.... With 3 old vw's it would make my life loads simpler lol
Time travel. Backwards in time, not forwards, 'cos how can you travel to something that hasn't even happened? Going back in time though, yep, totally feasible.
x ray vision so i can see if my pants are dirty without having to bother undoing my trousers. and to see ladies foo foo's and bumpy bits.
I was going to say the power to understand women. But that would never happen even with a super super power. So it would be able to fly.
Bit if you travel back in time then you could travel forwards in time to be back where you started so you can travel forwards in time.
Bring it on. I'll mention it when I go to school today I work with all women they are used to my comments. Today could be my last day I might be joining zed. Coming to a grizzly end all but mines women not spiders all the same when they get their fangs into you.
Just keep yourself between them and the door at all times or tale a packet of chocolate biscuits as they seem to turn females into munching, harmless girls.
Never heard it called that. Should we have a separate thread to list all the pet names for naughty bits. My little grandson refers to boys and girls bits as "winky" and "fairy"
Time travel for me, both forwards and backwards as I have no desire to have a superpower that means I'd end up permanently living in the past if I used it. Plus the future really interests me, or rather scientific developments far enough in the future that I won't live to see them without time travel. It would also be quite handy to pop back to the 1970's and pick up mint vw campers and bring them back - no more rust or dealing with crappy repro parts! :thumbs: