I'm the same, too much effort for my liking. Although at least this year we have the van back for the annual tradition of picking a Christmas tree up in it.
Are there rules to prohibit people being noddied against their will. for instance does it count if you are pinned to the floor and someone viciously plays it to you on a Walkman?
I know .... Didn't REALLY want to upset any of the poor delicate folk on here ... especially you Lancashire and Geordie folk
The new folk down the road from us came around last weekend to ask if we'd be decorating our house for Christmas? The words " hell and freezing over" were in the reply from us.
Warning Dodgers!!!! There is a Vodafone advert on Spotify that has claimed a few victims in the last couple of days.