Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Sep 20, 2019.
I'm off to IKEA via Toolstation. Wish me luck.
Wave goodbye to your wallet
Remember to keep to the IKEA circulation route. DONT GO AGAINST THE FLOW !
Bon Chance Mon Ami!
Hmmm Ikea Meatballs
Nom...
Go to toolstation afterwards. you can get the missing bolts there
I always take my GPS with me, so I can find the exit...
Don't. Take. The. Short. Cut.
Apparently there are Japanese soldiers in Croydon IKEA that don't know WW2 is over.
And regain some sanity..
He's having issues keeping the mould off his sanity don't you know?
I shall be purchasing a Pax. And quite possibly an Årse.
To be fair, we use the term "sanity" very loosely in this instance!
Oi.
Make sure the Årse is mould free before you go to the checkout
Short for sanitary ware of course
Ikeas nuts and bolts are made of cheese.
It's more likely to be inferior grade metal as cheese tends to go off over time
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