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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Sep 20, 2019.

  1. I'm off to IKEA via Toolstation. Wish me luck.
     
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  2. Norris

    Norris Supporter

    Wave goodbye to your wallet
     
  3. Remember to keep to the IKEA circulation route.

    DONT GO AGAINST THE FLOW !

     
  4. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    Bon Chance Mon Ami!
     
  5. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    Hmmm Ikea Meatballs :thumbsup: :food:
     
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  6. Nom...
     
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  7. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Go to toolstation afterwards. you can get the missing bolts there :thumbsup:
     
  8. I always take my GPS with me, so I can find the exit...
     
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  9. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    Don't. Take. The. Short. Cut.
     
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  10. Apparently there are Japanese soldiers in Croydon IKEA that don't know WW2 is over.
     
  11. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

     
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  12. Dubs

    Dubs Sponsor supporter extraordinaire

    And regain some sanity..
     
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  13. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    He's having issues keeping the mould off his sanity don't you know?
     
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  14. I shall be purchasing a Pax. And quite possibly an Årse.
     
  15. Dubs

    Dubs Sponsor supporter extraordinaire

    To be fair, we use the term "sanity" very loosely in this instance!
     
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  16. Oi.
     
  17. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    Make sure the Årse is mould free before you go to the checkout
     
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  18. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    Short for sanitary ware of course
     
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  19. Soggz

    Soggz Supporter

    Ikeas nuts and bolts are made of cheese.
     
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  20. It's more likely to be inferior grade metal as cheese tends to go off over time :thumbsup:
     
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