That london

It’s been nice knowing ya

 

What’s right with it. It’s a Marmitehole.

 

Are you Dick van *****ing Dyke

 

Git....

 

"Are you muggin' me off?!?!?" Is another handy phrase to say to syrup wearing cab drivers when they tell you what the fare is

 

Don’t nag, Baz. At least he’s down in civilisation. It’ll be good for him.

 

can I stand in front of the phone zombies as they walk towards me...

 

You know bazza is a qualified London cabbie tour guide don’t you?

“You see that block of garages? That’s where I had my first proper bunk up with sweaty Mary”

Etc etc

 

Cockenese is my second language.

 

You know sweaty Mary

 

Don't worry. Deliveroo bikers up the pavement soon mow them down.

 

I'm trying to convince the Mrs...to partake in pie n mash...
she's not keen...and she was born in Enfield with real cockney parents..

 

Ha! Folk born in Enfield are the best Good choice.

 

Where the Queen keeps her chickens

 

Oi.

 

Yes in a En- field

 

If you are taking the time to go to London, you really should visit the home of football. The Tottenham Hotspur stadium.

 

Yea ..my lad was mugged in Lambeth...!

 

Is that where Chelsea play...