What would you invent, if you could?

Something I saw on oliday that I thought was sad but be good idea for app , if deaf and watching a comedian an emoji with arms n legs would do sign language to the jokes so you could participate and enjoy , unlike one poor lady who just had to sit there and watch everyone else laughing anyone copying this idea can donate proceeds to help those less fortunate

 

An honest politician!

 

my bullMarmite detector could be used on all types

 

Good idea, some of the current lot are patently full of it and don't know any better. It's like they think we're eedjuts. The problem for me is.. how do you stop them from doing it?

 

wouldn't have to sop them, my detector would emit a loud tuba note on bullMarmite detection this drowning them out, eventually they'd give up

 

Sold! Please send plenty to: House of Parliament, Westminster, London forthwith.

 

A pillow that stays cool and a toilet roll holder that prevents them from being mounted 'underslung'.

 

Do you mean the female way (paper hanging down the back), or the proper, male way?

 

A plastic wedding cake so every time I get married I don’t have to buy a new one

 

Excellent idea. You’d be gathering evidence of her wrong doings no doubt before passing this on to the appropriate authorities. To be honest I always suspected she was a master criminal of some sort.

 

Egg yoke sauce for the cafe when your egg comes with a hard yoke. (Ultimate disappointment). It would be in a bottle next to the ketchup and brown sauce. Haven’t worked out how to make it hot though.

 

A spray that turns rust to metal

 

Edible plastic

 

I really didn’t know these had already been “invented”. Must lead a sheltered life

 

Had them when I was an apprentice, 30 years ago

 

Stop please!

 

Perhaps co2 capture satellites.
Ocean cleaning ships.

And of course....

Common sense pills
Drive properly cream

 

Self cleaning toilet roll.