Mad cow

I'm not allowed to give blood here because of mad cow (the disease, not Ms.T).

 

You are a dead man.

 

it turns out that there ARE times i can 'tut' loud enough

with you sister x

 

best make that TWO deadmen!

actually, i've found the opposite.... blokes can be such drama queens!

 

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If you've ever wondered how
You get madness in a cow

You need to feed them rendered bones
And a little bit of time.

A taste of the country.............

 

Surely the picture should be of Nicola Sturgeon?

 

Whassup?

You got a guilty conscience?
I didn't mention any names and besides, you are the pinnacle of sanity!

 

thats 2 madcows then

 

If we throw in your Arlene Foster, we've got a threesome!

 

funny you say that all 3 must use the same barber cause there not using a hairdresser with them mullets lol

 

i seen a cracking one on my phone how to start an aggrument between a married man women , women says whats on tv
husband replies DUST

 

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

 

i don t mind a made cow , i ve beded a few lol tie them to the bed mount them and shout cut here lose lol

 

if they had 4 they might walk

 

did ye know milk maids never caught smallpocks , because what ever was around the tets the maid where amoun

 

Nope!
I don't know exactly what you sound like, but there MIGHT be a clue in that?