Mad cow

They found mad cow disease again ... well I don't mind a bit of horse burger

 

I thought this was a thread about my ex

 

Did I marry your ex then ?

 

I'm not allowed to give blood in the UK anymore because I've had a blood transfusion at a time when VCJD (human form of mad cows disease) was prominent.
Ironically, I was in the bed opposite a lad, Stephen Churchill, who became the first person to die from it - it was truly horrendous to watch... but I do feel quite bad that my bed was covered in "get well soon, Moo" cards and a plethora of cuddly, fluffy, cows that people had sent in.

 

ouch

 

Probably with big udders too

 

Can you tell they are mad without looking then

 

You need to go where the calves go

 

That’s why the good Lord gave us sunglasses

 

I can think of at least two very mad cows on tlb but my life depends upon not naming them!

 

There’s a great scene I remember in Steptoe and Son where some photographer is taking pictures of models in the Steptoe’s yard, and these models are walking around happily in their undies because Harold is wearing sunglasses and they assume he’s blind

 

It was. Great script and two brilliant actors