Do you think I was born yesterday If brains were dynamite that lad wouldn’t have enough to blow his hat off
My dad when asked where we were going would say There and back to see how far it is. He also used to say a jab in the eye with a sharp stick A picture of a dead horse and a bag that used to have crisps in it I’ve no idea what that one meant or where it originated from
Mrs P had both front and back doors open tonight. As a change from the usual " We're not heating the whole of Harrogate" tried " Lets keep in what we've paid for." Seemed to work..