Bad luck on all counts but at least you know that you're be cared for.. not surprised though thirteen pieces is a big mend. Hope the snorer has been discharged by now. See if you can wangle a bit of Oramorph...
X-ray will do I suppose. But next time can you snap yourself before they scrape you off the floor? Where are you in hospital? If Kent, wd you like a visit with some not-hospital food and a sneaky beer or two smuggled in under the flowers? And a baseball bat for your ward-mate?
I'm in Warwickshire, I'm afraid. Things are ok as I have earplugs to get me through the night, but our attempts at getting beer in have been in vain.
Are you still in hospital? did the driver stop? Guilt trip them into bringing you lots of beer and refreshments in
Funny you should mention that, as I have recommended them to Mel in the bed next to me as he appreciates a good cider. I went and found the website for him.