Random Shiz

blitz it with some cooked garlic n dash port and cream ground pepper , then cover with melted butter ,put in fridge hey press toe

 

I like to think they do.

 

you be a true goor-may Barn...

 

itz yumz on toast

 

YOU"VE EATEN MAX ?

 

the results for our Xmas toilet roll yes are in
The father Christmas pattern proved most popular

 

Excellent research sir, was it all your own efforts?

 

qui meessure

 

Not enough booze?

 

Just doing the dogs dinner for the coming week.

 

Are you allowed to eat the dogs' leftovers?

 

No the chickens get anything left, I'm way down the pecking order.

 

Have you tried sitting on the floor next to the dinner table, whining and shuffling your bum?

 

I just get put in the garden till I learn to behave at the table.

 

You need to put your foot down, mate. They're collies - sheepdogs. Their natural diet is Stuff They Found In The Hedge.

 

Yep they eat Marmite they find on the walks.

 

Caught ours just about to tuck into a nice dead owl once

I like the guilty look they give you over their shoulder - "Whaaat...I know it's gross, but I have to do this..."