Ze Germans are coming!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dicky, Oct 10, 2013.

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  2. spyhole in the ceiling
     
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  3. The British airmen hiding in the wardrobe? Lol I love Germany... Work there now and again and they're a lovely race of people. Not at all what I was expecting based on all the stereotypes
     
  4. Total agreement Wizard , I lived there too ,was Fabio , still wonder how a working bloke could live so well.
     
  5. zay didnt nick za sun bedz :eek:
     
  6. He means the war ...gawd you lot are so stupid haha
     
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  7. You hase ze towel arvound ze bath first.

    Or


    Your little wiener.
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  8. Why not make your student feel at home by wearing a pair of Lederhosen when you answer the door? The missus could play the accordian in the background...
     
  9. ...or your collection of James Last LPs...
     
  10. Zey are here! 3 hours late due to the surrender monkeys being on strike and good old British motorway diversions. Got the Hoff crooning in the background whilst Im demonstarating some late night slap dancing Nottingham stylee . You want beef blud!

    Seems im giddy with fatigue. Veggie brockwurst for breakfast - cant wait.
     
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  11. Why not greet them tomorrow by bursting into their bedroom at 6am with a large German Shepherd, shouting "Aufstehen!"...?
     
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  12. Because the British ,went to a diff. country , got hammered , and wondered how/why other peeps actually did not get wasted and(surprisingly)wanted to enjoy the day(read pool) from a time factored in before p.m.<early bird and all that....
     
  13. Silver

    Silver Needs points/will pay!

    :lol:
     
  14. Gutten Morgen meine kamerad!

    All is gut and no faux-pas as yet! (multilingual me)

    Toast for breakfast - how very normal.
     
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  15. No continental rolls?
     
  16. All laid on mate but nein! We are eating ze toast!
     
  17. Take them down to St.Anns. They could learn yet another language and culture.
     
  18. Me too probably. Might just call it quits at Radford then swing through the Meadows perhaps for the full tour.
     
  19. They'll be glad that they didn't win........
    Come to Newark and meet the Pikeys.
     
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  20. :TTIWWP:
     
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