Don't they have a children's party game called statues. Stand still for more than 2 seconds and someone throws you into the pond!
We’ve got a week booked towards the end of July and the campsite have emailed today to say we don’t need to pay the balance as they’re not sure if they’ll be allowing us on as the amenities may not be open. Now I can live without a shower for a days but there’s no way I can do a dump on our porta loo
Or the local pub. Some supermarket loos are open though, not much of a queue I hear. Just not much fun sightseeing the local Aldi for entertainment or dinner out.
I should edit my post to say my wife and daughter... me, I’ll live like a tramp quite happily but they’re erm... not so happy to use the hedge bottom as I would be
I'm camping now, well not at this moment I just bring the bus up outside the house and sleep in it then I can see those ruddy Badgers digging up my lawn.
It’s not the thought of emptying ours that causes me concern .. it’s the splashback that makes me yuurrrckkk one other thing , whilst we are on the subject of porta loos... in this age of equality - how come this is always the bloke that has this job foisted upon them
To be fair my wife does her fair share that is true but not everything else .. I don’t think I have ever seen a lady at the Elsan point .. ever ( takes cover and waits for @Merlin Cat )
Oh @Dazza and @F_Pantos i will remember, it will give me something to focus on in lockdown ps I think maybe the toilets are a bit heavy so that’s why fellas usually do them?
We should be in North Devon we ain't I'm fed up now that's 2 hols I've lost. I can understand but I'm soooo fed up now selfish but that's how I feel. Hayho
Plus go outdoors lowered the price even further & featured it in a mailer. Khyam do a quick erect toilet tent, but it's 100 quid and not as big