who are these people?

Gordon bennett

 

There used to be a bloke in my area called Gordon Bennett, he run a business selling and installation window blinds etc..

I didn't know, but my wife had called him regarding fitng some venetian blinds...

I was home, and answered the phone... The call goes something like this:-

"Hello, 840834"

"Hi, this is Gordon Bennett the Blind Man"

" Yeah, really, Bye"

 

Well would you Adam and Eve it?

 

I went to school with Justin Briton!! ;D Even the teacher though it was a p take on the first day!

 

I had a biology teacher called Mr O'Shea....

Mr Richard O'Shea

Rick O'Shea

 

I went to school with a chap called Eric Sean Dunn. Doesn't loom much written like that but say his first 2 names quickly and then Dunn.

 

There was a lad in my German Language class called Gordon Morgan...

 

I worked with a bloke called John Thomas

 

Richard holder Dick holder

 

There's a Plumber in Shepton Mallett called Pat Garrett,

Now didn't he shoot Billy the Kid??

 

Plumber I know called David Gilmore . I don't think he can jam like Floyd though

 

I'm Paul, and my dad is Peter.... I quite often use his money to pay for things (rob Peter to pay Paul)




But I'm usually buying things for him off the internet... he refuses to use a computer

 

We've got a customer at work called Dr. Death. He calls himself Dr. De'ath.

 

There was a copper a lewisham nick called Seargent Seargent