What're your favourite quotes and sayings?

YOU WHAT .heard all the time in Liverpool

 

You can’t charge me without a body.

 

That reminds me.


Shampoo better than real poo.

 

I like the quote in the film "The Bucket List "
Never pass a toilet
Never waste an erection
Never trust a fart

 

There's no such thing as a platonic friendship .

 

Would she risk it for a biscuit ?

 

Up and darn fer 'alf a crown.

 

He needs setting fire to and putting out with a shovel.

Generally reserved for the delightful members of society that should remain incarcerated, permanently.

And

He's depriving a village somewhere of a good idiot.

Thinking about it, most of my vernacular is short angry anglo saxon words expressing my exasperation at others stupidity.

 

Train don’t stop Camborne Wednesdays

 

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Be a sweetie, wipe the seatie

 

Up and down like a bride’s nightie

 

Dont Knock it till you try it

 

I have big trousers

 

You too?

 

Yours aren’t ‘big’ as such Snots. But they are exceedingly long.


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Like a rat up a drainpipe...