What have you JUST done?

How dare you sir
My local serves drinks not drunks

So i got half cut and broke into a bottle of port with mrs para
Once i got home

 

Just had the worst cup of coffee at the local hospital.

 

I bet it's not your first. What made you think this one would be better. Optimism? You should know better.

 

True, but I live in hope.
I think we might wander down town, at least there's some decent cafes & a couple of pubs

 

coffee in bed ha ha

 

Ironing all done now, time for coffee

 

Got back from Tesco Christmas shops done. BOOM!

 

Woke up.
Bum hats.

 

I'm working a full shift on Christmas eve for the very first time! Not impressed with our clown managers...

 

whos

 

Ive just had a check, it's not mine.

 

Get in......

 

Are you on trouble or too lazy to go to bed?

 

Made me mincing pies

 

why do some of the stars have nippleez

 

Because they're tarts ....

 

leftover bauble shaped bits of pastree meeester bond!

 

master chef