Valance

Apparently if you have one of these you can hide private guests under the bed and avoid being clobbered by the other half ....

 

Holly Valance?

 

You're thinking of this guy

 

No.

No I am not

 

Who am I to question what you do in your own time?

 

PS ... on the wooden hill to Bedfordshire so will not be able to "monitor" this until the morrow

 

Valance Percival?


Can you hide private guests under him?

 

Near enough

 

Have you taken your medication today?

 

Is that a young @Barry Haynes ?

 

That’s got to be a hairpiece

 

Is Baz famous for stuffing socks down the front of his tights? If so it might be

 

He'd never beat Rudolf's lunchbox...

 

Wasn't he part of that famous duo on breakfast TV, Ritchie and Rudy?

 

Don't think so ...
How about this one though ... Privates would have been "under" Valance Corporal Jones?

 

Ah thanks for the nudge, you inspired me to listen to this today

 

That’s quite awful . I always liked Lance though, did you know he got the part of the chef in Carry On Cruising ……(Liz Fraser …. phwoooor ) because Charles Hawtrey, who was originally going to play the part, had some kind of hissy fit over the billing.