Ultrasound Scans And Angiograms And All That Jazz.

Owt strenuous and just about owts strenuous nowadays.

 

Me too. Heart attack, blue lights to hospital, four stents, two weeks off work, right as rain.

Watching the monitor and the dye flow was great, mind I was on morphine at the time!

 

Hope it’s something that can be fixed pony
Having a knackered heart is no fun

 

Morphine, highly recommended

 

Think the arteries might not be as stretchy as they should, nowt much left it could be.

 

Used to be qualified to administer. Add etonox for fun times.

 

Once had some before an op, they wheeled me into a cupboard because they weren't ready for me. Nurses kept coming in asking if I was ok , I have no idea how long I was in there but it seemed fun

 

Makes me throw up, everything, everywhere, I couldn't be a junkie.

 

When Baz has his op, they left him out the back by the bins

 

AND put the trolley the wrong way around before his tonsillectomy.

 

I wondered why they were sticking ice cream up his bum...

 

Ooo, dry toast to stop the scabs. Ow.

 

This thread may have gone slightly off course

 

You normally have to pay extra for that....

 

Only available if you're BUPA, I heard.

 

Crickey! I've been freeloading since 2012

 

How did my plumbing operation get into this, the surgeon said I had the body of an athlete

 

Sumo?