Things that are hard to resist...

Does she ever use the phrase "We all have our cross to bear"?

 

She may have muttered something like that under her breath.

 

No! Always lashings of custard

 

I'll have you know Jeremy was round only last week wanting my recipes for chicken soup and gefilte fish .....

 

Tarts made out of evaporated or condensed milk ,,,,whisked up and add muscovado brown sugar . I’m not Kentish so wouldn’t know , I’m sirsex

 

Have you tried his Gaza Quiche? It’s divine, and completely non-racist.

 

There’s a recipe for gypsy tart here I saw, and have been meaning to make it at some point.....I think you can rot your molars just looking at it, but I’m a sucker for something sweet...
https://www.theguardian.com/food/20...essert-felicity-cloake?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

 

Both

 

Sorry, I meant “Traditional travelling folk flan”.

 

Custard and ice cream is also highly recommended

 

“Travelling Community Desert”, I believe. Best washed down with a bottle of “Oi’ll Fought Ye, Boi” ale

 

Have I understood the title of the thread correctly?

 

A hundred apologies Barnes.

 

We can’t help it bud , it’s just a southern affliction

 

Isn’t gypsy tart, ‘stollen’?

 

"Scraps", I think.

Do you like dogs?

 

I think you'll find that they got it quite legitimately and you may even get a receipt so it's probably not stollen.

 

It’s hard to resist yawning sometimes

 

I warned them not to pump their t1ts up down the petrol station