Things that are hard to resist...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Dec 15, 2019.

  1. ...like ringing Dianne Abbott up and saying "Well, Dianne, the shoe's on the other foot now, isn't it!"
     
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  2. And pinching Jeremy Corbyn's cell phone and setting the ring tone to "Hava Nagila" :thumbsup:
     
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  3. Cake.
     
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  4. And delivering a package to the Guardian's offices dressed in your Black and White Minstrel costume :thumbsup:
     
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  5. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Ms.T says I'm hard to resist.






    Or was it reset? :thinking:
     
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  6. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Labour voters find the conservatives hard to resist......why eye man as they say in Sedgefield:thumbsup:
     
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  7. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    @Geordie said you talked him in to voting Tory and for brexit Bazza.
     
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  8. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    I’m finding it hard to resist responding to your comments @snotty! However, as I want to try and preserve a ladylike demeanour I’m keeping my thoughts to myself. :)
     
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  9. Apparently, he’s not allowed to say “Way Aye, man!” any more. He has to say “Cripes!”.
     
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  10. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Plastic Geordie :thumbsup:
     
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  11. :)
     
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  12. They've sold out of truffle oil in Halfords
     
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  13. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    You don't know the truffles I've seen.
     
  14. Emilia Clarke.
     
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  15. Booze, fags, records
     
  16. Can’t beat a nice tart :)

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  17. Sticking a cucumber through the vicar's letter box and shouting "The martians have landed!"

    (c) Ken Dodd
     
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  18. What’s a Kentish Gypsy Tart exactly Barnes?
    And seeing as I've remembered, what's the difference between a Kentish Man and a man of Kent? Been meaning to ask that for yonks, ta.
     
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  19. Warm Mince pies and copious amounts of double cream :)
     
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  20. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

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