They are even stranger than in Norfolk..

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  1. mikedjames

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  2. Gingerbus

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    Much as it gets publicity there’s little to see of the strangeness in everyday life there, although you do see people walking the couple of miles from Saint Hill back to the town. I guess they walk because they’ve donated much of their car-buying funds to the ‘Church’.
    There’s also the bookshop in the old high street that is a little unorthodox and which apparently has links to ‘The Saint Hill Mob’.

    Forest Row just down the road is acknowledged to be where the majority of ‘Free Thinkers” in the locale gather.

    There’s no mention of ‘Bazzology’ at all though.
     
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  3. Home of L. Ron Haynes, I believe.
     
  4. mikedjames

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    The reason why its so quiet is they have all moved to the hollowed out moon, commuting via airport taxis equipped with transmat pods.
     
  5. Gingerbus

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    The other reason for so many off-centre free-thinking folk and the proliferation of odd ideologies may have something to do with the plentiful availability of magic mushrooms in the area.
     
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  6. crossy2112

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    Always wondered why our village was strange :)
     
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  7. Gingerbus

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    Or it could just be the mushroom cloud from Bazza’s Jamaican Woodbines affecting the area...
     
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  8. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    And has a very large number of sarf Lundon expats
     
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  9. Gingerbus

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    I know the lay lines over there aren’t that effective.
    I got close a couple of times in my earlier years with local girls but the nearest to ‘punching’ any ‘tickets’ was on the last bus home after crashing my motorbike and still failing to score a stopover.
     
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  10. Sister-in-law lives there and she's as dull as dish water.
     
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  11. Gingerbus

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    I won’t ask her name, just in case.

    I wouldn’t want to embarrass @Bazza..

    Does she work I. The petrol station Tesco express?
     
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  12. She has never been near a Tesco !
     
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  13. You haven’t been using some west system epoxy resin in a confined space on your boat have you nipper? :D
     
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  14. crossy2112

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    Just hoping she hasn't got halitosis :)
     
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  15. Gingerbus

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    No me neither

    I was asking for a friend...
     
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  16. mikedjames

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    No, it was the solvent through a face mask intended to stop solvent that got me so high I slashed the head lining while trying to trim a tiny flap off a corner of fabric..
     

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