The tide waits for no van

https://www.cheshire-live.co.uk/new...shire-photographers-horror-vw-camper-18939613

 

https://www.thelatebay.com/index.ph...he-beach-with-a-bay-on-a-trailer.89859/unread

 

(Throwing blackboard rubber at Jive’s head) WAKE UP AT THE BACK OF THE CLASS!

 

See me after class, jivester...

 

I watched the blackboard rubber one once - the person concerned was looking round at a friend, chatting at the back. Teacher threw the rubber, person caught it. The catcher was the captain of the school cricket team..

 

...only a few days too late...

 

He’s been away - cut him some slack

 

On the road selling some of his spare PTFE tape

 

I'm on holiday in Whitby eating my own body weight in fish and chips,

 

I did stock up before I left for Whitby because you never know when you might want to pull a tooth out out or fish wish out of a drain hole or tie some across the bedroom door threshold to keep burglars out

 

More useful than a swiss army knife

 

Don’t park on the beach

 

Good idea,I'll try and remember

 

Or do, if you want to put in an insurance claim

 

I’ve a tooth needs pulling. What’s the trick?

 

Wind one end around the offending tooth bail out a bucket ,put the bucket on your head while standing in the road and before long you will have forgotten all about the tooth