The off topic topic, where you can post about anything - even topics.

I've just removed the bottom arm on my daily as the ball joint is gone, it's only been on 7 weeks, think it was faulty......now i'm on the pop so hope everyone is up for ramblings and stuff #Marmitesngiggles

 

Minus 2k for you, under thread rules

 

Acuna matata everyone !!!

 

hey you a pile of patata back

 

do you want gravy with that?

 

I washed and waxed the van by hand ! 4 hours later and I realize I should have paid the Slovaks to do it my knee is killing me again, but, my BA(b)Y is shining ;-)

 

Seen elbow grease for sale in Cromer.....was in a spray so didn't compute.

Sky hooks anybod ?

 

next to the tartan paint and left handed screwdrivers?

 

Seen tartan paint in halfords once....no long weights though

 

I texted my son who was shopping and asked him to pop into halfords for a Bag of sparks, clever git texted me back saying f off ! He was only 15 and already too smart for me

 

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try a snickers

 

why doesnt the sponge on a arctic roll freeze?

 

I'm off to Bognor tomorrow.

 

why dont the ice cream in baked alaska melt

 

Why doesn't the sausage roll?