Starting early

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Day, Jan 10, 2021.

  1. Day

    Day

    :confused::confused:;):rolleyes:As I've got older I'm not drinking more but I do seem to have started drinking earlier.

    Pour a glass whilst cooking..... Lunch. Etc.

    Is this something to worry about?
     
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  2. Yes. You’ll soon be drinking meths on a park bench while wearing five coats.
     
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  3. strange really lockdown had the reverse effect, I have a glass of wine with Sunday dinner then nothing at all, my other half goes through 5 bottles of tonic a week with a complimentary amount of gin.
     
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  4. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    And don’t forget effin and jeffin at anyone who walks past :thumbsup:
     
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  5. Have you started shouting at passers-by?
     
  6. Beat me to it!
     
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  7. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Wine with a full English might be pushing it.
    Beer on the other hand :)
     
  8. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    I find brushing my teeth with vodka in the morning keeps them sparkling clean and sets me up for the day
     
  9. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    And do you keep them in a tumbler full of GnT overnight? Steradent is much cheaper btw
     
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  10. Do you put your arm round the postman and say “Hello mate. I love yoooou”?
     
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  11. Day

    Day

    I can (because they'll not understand... Luvvly)
    But of course I don't...
     
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  12. Suss

    Suss Supporter

    :eek::eek:
     
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  13. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    He’s slumped on the sofa weeping over sad records come midday.
     
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  14. I believe @Merlin Cat drinks pints with her spagetti hoops. I like that in a woman :thumbsup:
     
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  15. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    I save the hard stuff for the Findus crispy pancakes ;)
     
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  16. Gah! Now I want some :(
     
  17. matty

    matty Supporter

    Mmmm findus crispy pancake sandwich I want one now
     
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  18. I'm not the only 1 to have done this then...thank god
     
  19. Day

    Day

    This forum is great eh...

    Start a thread about the rights or wrongs of drinking early and go to find us crispy pancakes within a dozen replies. :p
     
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  20. We aim to please...
     
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