Somthings not right

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by paradox, Jun 9, 2014.

  1. Ahh the old right to buy scheme i get it now

    We went to look at this place this afternoon and was buzzing because it had a decent tarmac area at the back with a carport a garage and a couple of outhouses

    By the time we had got back to the estate agents they had already taken somones refferences and it was going through the process
    I was proper gutted as i could have set up a workshop decently there
    Real cheap rent aswell compared to other houses in the area


    http://www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/33366381




     
  2. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    teenage girls, sex with lads who don't want to know, and a life paid for on my tax bill.
     
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  3. Sounds fun where do i sign up for that?
     
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  4. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    my tax bill or the teenager bit?
     
  5. 19 year old girls and someone else paying for my life costs
    Ill leave out the sex with lads who dont want to know as ill be too busy with the girls
     
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  6. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    I hope he means the tax bit because if he starts having sex with lads who don't want to know then his missus is gonna have something to say about it
     
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  7. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    disgusting, you'd never catch me having sex with teenage girls, they run too fast.
     
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  8. She wouldent mind if it was with lads who wanted to know though
    Its the type that dont want to know she doesent like me sleeping with
     
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  9. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    What have they got going for them apart from youth? Oh and firm pert breasts. So apart from youth and firm pert breasts what have they got going for them, Oh and slim shapely hips and soft smooth skin. Oh and long, long legs.
    So apart from Youth, firm pert breasts, slim shapely hips, smooth soft skin and long long legs what exactly do 19 year old girls have going for them
     
  10. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    they can run faster than me
     
  11. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    Not if you tie them up. :)
     
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  12. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    ok rolf thanks for the tip
     
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  14. This just aint right :eek:
     
  15. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    I had some trouble with the police recently over a 19 year old girl. As I explained to the officer my motives were completely pure. I was simply asking the girl if she thought my handkerchief smelled of chloroform.
     
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  16. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    you are a bad man.
     
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  17. Some people just have to take it a step too far
     
  18. We havent crossed over any legal boundries yet
    Well bob has:eek:
     
  19. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    Yup! But without witnesses what are you gonna do? Dig up my patio?
     
  20. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    Pedant alert, it wasn't the council's idea, they were forced to by Mrs T.
     

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