A man walks into a pet store He tells the attendant that he wants something a little different, “everyone has dogs and cats and birds and fish, I want something different” The attendant says “I’ve got just the thing, here, we have a talking Millipede” “Perfect says the man, that sounds great ill take one of those” He takes the Millipede home in a shoe box. He thinks my mates down the pub would love this, so he opens the box and says “Mr. Millipede, would you like to go down the pub and have a couple of beers?” The man gets no response. Maybe he is a little shaken up from the ride home he thinks. I’ll give him 10 mins and ask again. 10 mins later the man says “Would you like head down the pub for a beer? Again no response. The man thinks to himself. I’ll give him another 15mins and if he doesn’t reply I’m taking him back. 15 mins later the man says to the Millipede “mate, do you want to go down the pub for a beer or not?!” The Millipede replies “I heard you the first time I’m putting my bloody shoes on”
