Self centered, self important, arrogant horading T***S

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dicky, Mar 17, 2020.

  1. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    There was a guy in Screwfix buying all their blue roll stocks just yesterday!

    Should have bought a rodding kit too...
     
  2. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    What's wrong with going outside with the hose pipe with fan spray on , a bucket underneath your backside and your worst tea towel for the wipe .Job Done .
     
  3. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    Three rolls is about 750 sheets, that's 150 sheets each for a family of five. If you can manage on 5 sheets per dump (and that's being generous) and keep yourselves regular, you've got a month's supply there. No need to panic at all.
     
  4. On his deathbed, a priest told Voltaire that now was the time to renounce the devil. He was supposed to have replied ‘My good man, now is not the time to be making enemies’.
    Perhaps now is not the time to be dissing farm shops!
     
  5. What if you've got the runs? or are a loose sort of person?
     
  6. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Ah....dissing for not being local at all?.....I’ve got better disses believe me....
     
    Kkkaty likes this.
  7. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Pudelwagen likes this.
  8. redoxide

    redoxide Guest

    no bog roll , use a wet flannel soap and dry with a towel .. just as you might with a bidet .. Of course folk are so think and dependent they cant fathom that simple solution ..

    Just shows how dense people are , so thick they cant even wipe there arse .. no surprise really. same folk think there is global warming and diesel fumes will kill you .. Wait a minute .. this hasnt been linked to CO2 levels yet .. they will be working on connecting the two by an unproven tenuous link, then ram it down your throat untill you believe it to be a fact .. Other than the media, who has told you that this virus actually exists ? yet you believe it .. Take a step back , take a deep unfiltered breath and get yourself some clarity ..

    I heard the other day that a docs surgery is closed because all the doctors have the virus .. It seemed to escape the story teller that that wouldnt tally with the registered GOV figures , especially accurately recorded if indeed a surgery of docs had come down with it .. They then quantified there comments by adding that the docs had probably just returned from a ski ing holiday in Italy .. Now I wouldnt be surprised if the same rumour has been spread regarding other doctors surgeries ..lol..

    Do not panic this is a test , prety much like a tuesday fire alarm test .. Lets face it they already intimated that it will all be over by may .. Does the virus know that , NO why, because it probably doesnt exist .. ( hedged my bets there with the "probably")

    Stand by for next stage , Power cuts and curfews .. Lets face it with all these kids off school , pensioners confined to barracks and people working from home , there will be a bigger demand on the National Grid, As far as they told us recenly ( if there is any truth in the lies) the Nationa grid was at breaking point as it was .. so it follows it will be broken soon with more demand .. If its not, why not .. ?

    Liddle should choose now to sell there cheap generators :) sod toilet paper ...

    Ive got my pitchfork and flamethrower ready for the zombie apocalypse :)
     
  9. Baysearcher

    Baysearcher [secret moderator]

    I assume you've panic bought all the tin foil.
     
  10. what to wrap his turds in
     
    Baysearcher likes this.
  11. redoxide

    redoxide Guest

    How can you panic buy anything when all the proper nutcases have already raided the cupboards .. NOPE operation normal here , zero panic buying , clear concience, the only need for tinfoil is to roast a lovely chicken .. I will leve the tin foil hats for the nutcases wandering around wearing paper face masks .. ie those that are easily influenced and conditioned to follow the crowd ..

    now go on, call me troll , thats usually the way it goes when somebody doesent follow the "beaten track"
     
    Lasty likes this.
  12. redoxide

    redoxide Guest

    Love the gang mentality in here .. sorry to crash your party :thumbsup:
     
  13. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Not crashing anyone's party. Personally I find it entertaining the nonsense you spout :thumbsup:
     
  14. redoxide

    redoxide Guest

    here we go again. history repeats glad you called its like fishing, cast the line and see who bites,, same folk every time :)

    There is undoubtedly a close knit community in here, same folk same stuff, unless you follow the statud quo your unwelcome .. thats fine , no beef with that ,, carry on with your panic, close your eyes and be lead down the garden path .. All im saying is I dont sit wwith the panic , I dont drive an audi or a BMW i dont sign up to the green policy and I firmly believe people are being manipulated ..

    My opinion, just putting it out there as other do, unfortunately it doesnt suit some of the gang so I will just ***** off again.. Only nipped back to offer up some stuff for sale .. :)
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 18, 2020
  15. Baysearcher

    Baysearcher [secret moderator]

    Who has said you're unwelcome? Who is in this "gang" you seem to think is out to get you?
    Just because someone thinks you're talking rubbish doesn't make you any less welcome. Have you seen a lot of the absolute cr@p written on here?!?! It would be a very quiet place!
    If you like it, hang around. If you don't, don't.
    Its really that simple.
     
  16. @redoxide how do you know what particular piece of nonsense that you are spouting is the piece that people are disagreeing with? I don't think that many people on here are panicking, but if you really think that there isn't a virus then you are probably on your own.
    For the record I don't disagree with everything you say, just the majority of it, but it's hard to have a proper discussion with someone who rants as much as you have in your last few posts.
     
    Kkkaty, Moons, Baysearcher and 2 others like this.
  17. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Some may think it's called stirring the pot :)
     
  18. Yes, but it amazes me when people come out with such crap and then accuse others of being stupid.
     
    crossy2112, Baysearcher and bernjb56 like this.
  19. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    He's possibly dying for someone to call him a Troll, he seems to have a thing about that for some reason. He came out with some rubbish a while back on the Moon landings and he said he was being called a Troll. No one had as far as I could see, but he's happy to call people on here sheep and snowflakes. I think it's a case of "Can dish it out but can't take it".
     
  20. ron

    ron

    to return to the subject in hand yesterday in tesco,s a gentleman was heading for the tills trolley loaded with cartons of long life milk When challenged by staff that he could only have 3 after a short sharp conversation he threw a wobbly pullin,g the cartons out and throwing them to the ground saying "if i can't have them no one can !" the police wouldn,t respond ( the station is right next door ) needless to say the man is banned from tescos
     
    Tilly and Purple like this.

Share This Page