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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Jaysparx, Jun 1, 2023.

  1. He kind of lost interest when he couldn't find the 10mm :rolleyes:
     
  2. Yep!
    Screwfix Specials though, if he wants CK or Knipex he can flippin well buy his own!
     
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  3. Can he grip well enough to hold a reel of twin core and earth yet?
     
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  4. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    He doesn’t have the teeth yet to strip them between top and bottom sets.
     
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  5. Mothercare do a nice range of NICEIC baby-grows :thumbsup: He can move on to the tracksuit bottoms later.
     
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  6. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    He’s lovely, has he shown any interest in football yet , they do some lovely baby grows in the club shop if you’re interested

    welcome Isaac
     
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  7. Ozziedog

    Ozziedog Supporter

    Now I feel guilty (again). You had a great thread here with all our nicer members saying congrats etc etc. Then some fool (me) comes on here and starts being silly and then the various ragga muffin types have joined in and are trying to out stupid me. Good luck with that then gang. ;)


    Ozziedog,,,,,,Sorry about that !:)
     
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  8. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Did the missues get a 'push' present?

    I was at a work lunch the other day and apparently, the mum get's a push present, for I assume, pushing.

    The conversation turned to whether a push present is given if cesarean is used.

    Must confess, I'd never heard of a push present - and as the convo went on, I went very much off my ham baguette too.


    Congratulations to you both - he's already in a Beanie and coveralls - get him under the van at 5 years old with the waxoil like my old mad had me.
     
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  9. Never heard of push presents before. All sounds a bit "American" to me.
    And the waxoil tin is waiting :thumbsup:
     
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  10. I expected nothing less.

    Many thanks for all your comments, both normal and 'humorous', they are all appreciated!
     
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  11. Congratulations!!

    My lad came out the sunroof too and I 100% maintain that, if I had to relive any period of my life over again, it would be those two weeks where my Mrs couldn’t do anything. Various medicines she’s on meant she couldn’t breast feed, so I was getting up at stupid o’clock every night to give him his bottle. Sitting on the sofa in the dark listening to him making those little contented sounds were the best times I’ve ever experienced. Bloody magical!

    Enjoy it! My lad is 9 now and I want to kick him in the face most days, so spend every second you can with him before he starts to talk:D
     
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  12. Congratulations
     
  13. Soggz

    Soggz Supporter

    CDC8E276-8F34-41CE-9647-1ED690300852.jpeg Home vasectomy kit.
    Mind your thumbs, though…:p
     

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