Old Farts

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by SweeneyTodd, Jan 22, 2021.

  1. Most of us on here?
     
  2. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Thought this was going to be a thread about bottling farts for future enjoyment :)
     
  3. Little Nellie

    Little Nellie Supporter

    Pass’em down to your kids - something to remember you by.
     
  4. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Top idea, think we could open a fart bank where you could deposit your bottles in a secure environment :thumbsup:
     
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  5. Betty the Bay

    Betty the Bay Supporter

    Well, I'm old .... and I got this for Christmas. [​IMG]

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    Perhaps part of aging includes becoming lactose intolerant.. ;):p
     
  7. No need with BitFart :thumbsup:
     
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  8. No need for that - just blame the dog
    Member of The TLB Old Farts Club
     
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  9. Little Nellie

    Little Nellie Supporter

    Could add tasting notes, like on a fine claret - Burt Rubber with a sulphurous finish. Or simple fish n chipper
     
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  10. Betty the Bay

    Betty the Bay Supporter

    Haven't got a dog .......oh, you mean the wife.
     
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  11. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    Speak for yourself, sunshine!
     
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  12. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Open the bottle and light it :eek:
     
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  13. Why save it ,you could be to old to enjoy it ,and why give it away and not be there to see the delight on the faces of loved ones
     
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  14. Lazy Andy

    Lazy Andy Supporter

    Not me I’m a fresh faced 42... although the new year switch to soya milk may be responsible for the other end not being as fresh!
     
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