I think some of these applications are poor, I mean whats happened to the I have this ailment and that ailment applications, where are the dementia cases - have they forgotten. You youtubed the black and white stuff - you're only 12 You need to convince us you're an old fart or old fart in the mind. We don't just let any young whipper snapper in you know
I often fart and do a bit of wee when I sneeze or cough! It takes me half an hour to put my socks on in the morning 'cos my back won't allow me to bend that far until it's 'warmed' up and I often get pensioners tooting me 'cos I'm holding them up whilst driving these days.
I'm an old fart and I have a sticker to prove it. Trouble is I've just had to read all 11 pages of this thread because I couldn't remember it. Guess what, there are no posts from me. I did post on an MOTTLBOFC thread so either there are two threads and this is the other one, or I'm losing my mind. Either way I'm certainly qualified to be a member.
