Now that’s what I call a bus conversion

...aimed at being a magazine feature.
Paint off white, cheap curved roof, loose furniture. Loose furniture in a bus? I want a video of the living area and upstairs driving around Milton Keynes.
Then I want one of the roof blowing off on the motorway.

 

I was wondering about that settee near the driver when cornering at 30 mph.

 

Phah. Drive it? No chance. My man servant will arrange for it to be towed to whichever event I’m entertaining at. It went down a storm at Henley and Cowes last year. And It was the hottest ticket in town for a G&T at Glasto last year darling.

 

I'd want a wine rack - what's with all those loose bottles?

 

Bern. You’d have drunk the contents so it wouldn’t matter.