Not 1, not 2...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Soggz, Jul 30, 2020.

  1. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    But 3 stings, on my left calf muscle in me leg. Stood on a wasps ground nest, earlier.
    Don’t realise until I saw a swarm behind me.
    3 of em, attacked my leg, bloody things.
    Came home, and felt dizzy. Still feel a bit rubbish, but ok.
    Read about anaphylactic shock, but I think I’m ok.
    Beats my record of 2 stings to the forehead, a couple of years ago.
    What’s the worse stings/ bites, have you ever had?
     
  2. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    Wasp sting on the eyelid at camp. Was 10.
     
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  3. When I was a teenager I was helping my dad tidy the garage
    There was this fly buzzing around so I reached out to grab it with my hand
    At the same time my dad picked up a lump of timber to whack it with

    I managed to grab the fly which was actually a wasp just as my dad clouted my hand with the lump of timber
    So I got stung and belted with a lump of timber at exactly the same time

    God it hurt like nowt I’d felt before and it took a few days before the swelling went down
     
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  4. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    A love bite from a pox riddled whore .
     
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  5. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    Ow must a bin from Mansfeld then :eek:
     
  6. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    When I trod on a rake in a bunker whilst playing golf, it was the best 2 balls I'd hit all the round:eek:
     
  7. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    Er, No youth she come from Macc .:D
     
  8. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    Oh i forgot the occasion when i slashed next to nettles and one swung back on to my cock Robin :eek:
     
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  9. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    My word, that's a surprise :D
     
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  10. Suss

    Suss Supporter

    Where you out with Bazza by any chance?o_O
     
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  11. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    Yes he just took her top off then f off.
     
  12. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    As a small child, contrary to parental advice, whilst on holiday camping, I poked a stick into a wasps' nest just to see what happened. I don't remember the incident but apparently I was covered from head to foot with wasps. Luckily, I wasn't any the worse for it!
     
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  13. matty

    matty Supporter

    I keep bees and I no longer react to stings much although the one on the on the eyelid wasn’t fun. The most I’ve had was about 20 while dealing with a nasty hive:
     
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  14. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    Got a couple of old bee smokers here, if you want en. My dad used to keep bees, too.
     
  15. Wife and I got eaten alive by midges and horse flies weekend before last, camping at Pencelli Castle (very good btw) near Brecon.
    We both look like we have been paintballing.
     
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  16. i managed to slice a wasps nest in half with my hedge trimmer a few years back. they were not happy.. ! problem with wasps is that they release a pheromone when they sting that alerts all the other wasps to come and join in, so once the stinging starts you're likely to get a lot more :eek:

    i can't remember how many stings but it was a lot.
     
  17. Ozziedog

    Ozziedog Supporter

    I’ve had several back in Oz, usually from running barefoot through the grass when camping as a little un. Worstest one for the sympathy vote though was my little sister who is about sixteen years younger than me. Me and Mrs Ozziedog took her to Badminton for the horse trials as we’d gotten some free tickets from someone somewhere. She was only about fourteen at the time and a tad shy to go with it. We wandered around in the baking hot sunshine and we had just got some drinks and ice creams:) It was a proper lovely Sunday out until we heard this squealing/ screaming noise behind us. Little un had taken a sip of her ice cold coke, but a wasp had managed to get inside the can and as she took a sip and squashed him, he went to town on the middle of her lip:theforce:
    Didn’t really know what to do so we searched out the St Johns tent and there was little treatment available to a lip impersonating a small balloon but they gave her an ice cube to lessen the pain a tad :( So we spent the rest of the afternoon getting our drinks one at a time so we could give her an ice cube that would last all of ten minutes in the glorious sunshine. :hattip:

    Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,funnily enough she still remembers it after twenty plus years:):(:)
     
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  18. Got stung by a bee today.......£20 for a jar of honey.....
     
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  19. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    It’s not as bad as standing on a weaver fish though...
     
  20. Try cutting a football sized nest in half with a hedge trimmer whilst 15 feet up a ladder trimming topiary. Joy.
     

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