NHS advice on concrete

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Jun 1, 2023.

  1. Never fill your mouth with it, especially the quick-setting kind.

    Also: never nail your hat to your head, no matter how windy it is.
     
  2. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Right,
    Is it ok to fill somebody else's mouth who talks too much?

    How else do you keep your cap on if it's windy? I find nails to be the only solution so long as they are at least 90mm long :thumbsup:
     
  3. 1. Perfectly acceptable.

    2. A Mr BH from East Grinstead recommends strips of self-adhesive Velcro attached to your bonce. "Works for me, cor blimey, strike a light!" he writes.
     
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  4. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    There has been an occasion where a gentleman had an obsession to have concrete poured into his back passage , then somehow had a thrill having it extracted ..True apparently .
    What i would like to know is How ....was a funnel used ? And more importantly did he use 5 to 25 mil compo or straight 5 mil ...That would make a difference for the crisis team at A&E .
    Advice from NHS .....Please Don't .
     
  5. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Could be worse - could be obsessed with expanding foam.
     
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  6. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    I will put it to him .:thumbsup:
     
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