Newbie - intro and questions around Viking conversions

Quite frankly I'm surprised, and a little disappointed, to note that you do not have a dedicated awning affair for your motor scooter.

 

Well curb your disappointment as the scooter has its place in the awning and pays its way providing occasional table space, and Exhaust based crumpet toasting facilities whilst providing a focal point for the space and a talking point for the occasional visitor. Indeed other benefits include the ability to sanitise the space of biting insects and provide the lovely smell of Castrol’s finest two stroke at the same time. On Saturdays I usually put on my who collection and dance until the small hours whilst the Mrs flashes the headlight to provide some disco lighting action. Unfortunately the after affects of the mixture of amphetamines and engine fumes make for a rather poorly Sunday morning at my advanced age! Anyway I’m off down the front. There’s some rockers about!