New Top Gear Presenter announced!

quentin crisp?

 

Yep that's the one

 

Heard they've just signed Jeremy Corbyn up. He'll be reporting on tofu-powered bicycles.

 

Is it going to be aired soon?

 

Back end of year I guess

 

Spiv bloke with receding hair...
That's gotta be some sorta phobic....

 

I think someone mentioned May... and not the James sort was the joke

 

They can all sit in 'the reasonably priced car' out on the runway for whole series. Can't see it being as good as the original casting but would like to see coverage of classic cars and not just super cars.

 

Mr Ginger does like the old (yellow) cars so your wish may come forth.

 

I see the new show is starting where the last finished (almost) Evens as Appologizied fr a car stunt by the Cenotaph.


http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-35800187

 

not a mis steak

 

Well I think heads should roll. Evans should be sacked. Le Blanc should be sacked. I should be sacked too probably, even though I wasn't involved in any way shape or form, if the papers say so, that's good enough for me, I must be guilty.

 

See me in my office, Tatty...

 

I went past the Cenotaph on a bus once, I would like to offer my sincere apologies and assure you it won't happen again.

 

Yes, Mr Murdoch Sir!

 

I think I may have sneezed within sight of Nelson's column once. Oh, the shame!!!!!!!!

 

Traitor! Hang him

 

The Sun headline is "Clot Gear!" according to Chris Evans as he was making the apology this morning. Clot Gear? Is that truly the best the well paid hacks at the current bun can come up with? I phoned their HQ and told them they could have "I Donut Believe It!" For 25 Grand. I'm still waiting to hear back from them.....

 

Have you met my new wife? Lovely girl, although she does chew tobacco.

 

Latest round of BBC bashing by the Murdoch press....yawntastic.