My life is so messed up.

Peak hipster - overnight oats served in a Kilner jar with

The paradox - McDonald’s coffee



I’ve lost my way…

 

Stone him

 

I have no words

 

I'm not at all surprised

 

It's a slippery slope...

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I bet there's a jar of beard wax just out of shot........

 

..you've gone over to the dark side

 

Sorry, Maurice Saatchi got there before you….

 

Should have really decanted the coffee to a hip flask before taking the photo!

 

Are you referring to his van?

 

I genuinely believe there’s a business there. Have you considered selling that filth from a converted french bread van, parked outside Bank station for £11.99 a pop??

 

He must be…

 

Really he should pass a sanitise refillable eco cup to the McD's staff and stress test their Covid / Environmental Policy crossover point

 

But don’t you see….

The McDonalds coffee cup is a cry for help, a white flag to the ultimate Hipster Kilner Jar presentation of breakfast.

I need to make a decision - do I go full
Hipster and buy some undersized dungarees, flat cap and start smoking a pipe or take the Golden Arch highway… I’m so confused….

 

Just

step

away

from

the

crocs!

 

Too late ! He’s already chopped his van about

 

Ha - pervert