Lost licence in Spain

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Fruitcake, Jul 3, 2025.

  1. Phone box? You mean public urinals?
     
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  2. Fruitcake

    Fruitcake Supporter

    Made it through Spain, just have to avoid the French rozzers now :thumbsup:
     
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  3. If you get stopped, just shout "You'll never take me alive copper".

    It'll be fine......
     
  4. From my time in Spain as long as you had $20 ready to hand over you were fine.
     
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  5. mikedjames

    mikedjames Supporter

    Just remember that if your satnav has "speed cameras" on it in France you are breaking the law..
     
  6. You can get around this by using Waze - it marks camera locations as "Police"
     
  7. If you look in the Tom Tom menu, there's a setting that labels French cameras as "Agincourt", "Waterloo", etc. A small white flag symbol shows where they are.
     
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  8. If they do stop you, take a close look at the charge sheet. You may find the items "Mother was a hamster" or "Father smelt of elderberries". These are not legitimate offences.
     
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  9. Never been stopped in the ten years we travel through France. Just try avoid towns as crit air may be an issue if you havent one !!!. Tbh we havent ever had beam bender, GB or UK or whatever stickers.....
     
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  10. Tie a Dinghy on the roof, they will escort you to the border !
     
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  11. Razzyh

    Razzyh Supporter

    Honestly, he’s on a bike. What good biker can’t outrun the cops
     
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  12. While shouting "And Johnny Halliday was crap!" over their shoulder :thumbsup:
     
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  13. If he's quick, he could catch the 10 o'clock dinghy to Dover :thumbsup:
     
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  14. Rozzers in France don't need the paperwork safe trip

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  15. Meltman

    Meltman Sprout Lover

    If he misses the 10 o'clock dinghy there will be another one along in 10 minutes.
     
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