Didn't realised you lived in Pretentiousshire? I hear the neighbours can be noisy, with chainsaws and all night raves.................
Very smart place except for the modified bath boat that the very attractive lady in the red dress is trying to steer .
FAQ: Can I still come here if I didn't go to public school? I don't own a Range Rover and a Porsche, will I be okay? My kids aren't called Tarquin, Jocasta, Willow, or Archie..... will they be allowed to play with other children? I was planning on picking some burgers up from Asda on the way, plus a disposable barbecue.... do I have to know how to use a fire pit? I've never stood in a lake and played the violin, but I think there's an old treble recorder in the loft. Should I bring this?
Hmmm.... each Bell tent has an acoustic guitar in it... can’t imagine that getting annoying when Tarquinius attempts Stairway to Heaven for the millionth time.
I've too have managed not to venture down that way - so far so good .... Sent from my SM-G960F using Tapatalk
Regardless of the negativity, I’ve requested a brochure........ for a friend of course Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
First night of our Honeymoon was in Minehead, which was rather lovely I recall. We weren’t at the Butlins by the way
