This is so bad, it's good! "I got tired of being judged for going bald so I went out and bought a cheap wig. It was a small price toupée."
Just heard that the boss of IKEA has been elected Sweden's new prime minister. He'll spend the rest of this week putting his cabinet together.
What do IKEA and the UK government have in common? One screw in the wrong place and the cabinet falls apart.
Baldness runs in our family. My great grandfather invented a little machine to make his own wigs. It has been passed down to my grandfather, my father, and now I have it. It's our family hair loom.
I went to East Grinstead library today I was looking for a book about men with small penis but I couldn’t find it so I went up to the girl and asked her, she looked on her computer and she said “ I don’t think it’s in yet” I said yes that’s the one
The Proclaimers' lawn is getting out of control and they are blaming B&Q. They've been to Bathgate, no mower. Linwood, no mower. Irvine, no mower.
I just got 3 tips off a bookie for the Grand National. Sunshine, Moonlight, Good Times. If they don't win, don't blame it on Sunshine, don't blame it on Moonlight, don't blame it on Good Times, blame it on the Bookie.
Did you hear about the man who was hospitalised with ten plastic horses inside him? The doctor described his condition as stable.
