Jeremy Clarkson Suspended : ( Edit ) SACKED

For his christmas card?

All the foremen I have worked for are as hard as nails ,they had to be...

I liked the trips they did on top gear ,then they became mostly the same ,so stopped watching it ,but I am not really a pistonhead..

 

Wasn't gonna hit him i told him I'd throw a carrier bag full of nitromors over his car lol

 

we used to get drunk at work do's and sort out any differences...

 

Oh you're a little tinker you are.

 

Hmmm Ricky, I think you'll find the nitromors would have melted through the carrier bag long before your planned attack, and then who would be left with egg on their face?

 

You only put it in the bag as you drive past and lob it on the roof..... Other ways include putting it in a fairy liquid bottle and firing it out the window on a drive by (so they say)

 

Would this work on, just for arguments sake, a second hand car dealer who's got it coming to him n no mistake........er, just for arguments sake you understand.....

 

"My mate" said it does work yes, but he hasn't done it since he was a mouthy hot head in the 90's

 

I believe they call that a "straightener", quite popular amongst the traveller fraternity I understand.

 

best done with a 2 inch brush then do every panel , best to use semi gel , sticks like you no what i mean , does the job lovely , owen nw

 

I believe they call that a "straightener", quite popular amongst the traveller fraternity I understand.

they prefer sawn off shot gums and swords etc

 

Are there no weapons in between they like - seems they have gone from one extreme of precision to the other?

 

shot gun LONG REACH , sword get in closer lol i no one called machettie eddie

 

Fist full of large brass rings.

 

Great PR stunt by Snickers..

 

They shoot each other around here as well. And the shoot paid hitmen sent to sort them out, bundle them into a car and set fire to it. And they get away with it.

 

Nice to see they have moved on from towing people around behind their transits!

 

Bookies now predicting Guy Martin to take over on Top Gear.